"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
08/29/2014 at 11:17 • Filed to: None
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"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
08/29/2014 at 11:17 • Filed to: None | 2
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Me: User can't access because they don't have access and never have. Have a good day!
> CalzoneGolem
08/29/2014 at 11:24 |
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Have you tried turning it off and on again?
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CalzoneGolem
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08/29/2014 at 11:25 |
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Hello, IT.
EL_ULY
> CalzoneGolem
08/29/2014 at 11:26 |
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Me: Volvo parts department this is Ulysses how can I help you.
guy: Jess Hall O, I have 2000..... and 3.....I need coolant hose yes?
Me: Ok what kind of car?
guy: 2000!.....and 3 Mini Cooper S
Me: *slams head on stainless steel desk because it is the fifth time today*
thebigbossyboss
> CalzoneGolem
08/29/2014 at 11:38 |
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Approx transcript of conversation two years ago:
Me: "Hello...*insert employer* B cubed here, how can I help?"
Them : My email isn't working I want to do this and this and that" (I forget what they said).
Me: "This isn't tech support. You have the wrong number"
Them: "No I don't"
Me: "Uh yes you DO, this is NOT tech support".
Them "No this is the right number"
Me: "Fine it's the right number. Your move"
Them: .......
Me *click*.
brian1321
> CalzoneGolem
08/29/2014 at 11:44 |
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I get tickets submitted without a subject line or body text all the time. The only information is "Account# 123456" or a screen shot of our system which is as helpful as sending me a picture of your balls.
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thebigbossyboss
> brian1321
08/29/2014 at 11:49 |
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Next time I'll just send that.
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thebigbossyboss
> EL_ULY
08/29/2014 at 11:49 |
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People think Mini is made by lolvo?